Feeding the Desk

I am a clerical worker. I sit right next to the receptionist. Her desk is like a thrift store. There is so much crap, I have had trouble focusing on my job duties when I've had to sit there to fill in for her. She has stuffed animals, fabric flowers, figurines, desk toys brought by various supply reps visiting, stickers with stars and happy faces (for reasons that are unclear). I am tired of it and considered grabbing something every now and then and throwing it in the trash.

I'm too much of an asshole to do that, though. I've decided to take the opposite approach. Every week, I am going to add something to her desk. I stopped at a dollar store today and spent a little over four dollars on crap for her desk. I swear, if I find a big, dead, juicy beetle, I will scoop that baby into an envelope and put it on her desk, too.

I am wondering how long it will take before she notices there's stuff on her desk she doesn't recognize? Then what, will she throw that stuff away or keep it on her desk?

I'm also doing this because she's kind of a bitch. I wanted to be clear on that in case anyone thinks I'm going to pick on some angelic woman. Nope. I'm just being an asshole to an asshole. I'll update what happens.

Bwahahahaha!!!